Write Your Novel In 90 Days

 (It's the best way.) 



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The Ninety Day Novel ®

The course starts the moment you sign up, but you don't start writing on day one. Within the first seven days, we work to make your idea is solid, exciting, unique and commercially viable. You will be guided to create a strong platform upon which you will build your novel daily for 90 days in one hour a day. Kritikme is with you all the way.

Value Plan

The Ninety Day Novel with over 100 lessons drip-fed daily.

You can bolt on calls at an additional cost.

£99 a month for 3 months

£99 a month

Standard Plan

3 calls with Louise during your 90 days.

3 months membership of The Members Lodge.

£139 a month for 3 months

£139 a month

Luxury Plan

6 calls with Louise during your 90 days.

One year membership of The Members Lodge.

£199 a month for 3 months

£199 a month

What's it like to write a novel with Kritikme?

'This course grabs you by the horns and gives you permission to write. Kritikme has planted the seeds to a new way of life for me. I would still be talking about my book now if it wasn’t for Kritikme. I am even referring to myself as a writer now.' Niki Hamilton.


Join us and get your novel done.

Sitting comfortably? Then let us begin.

So, what are the six phases of writing a novel?

There is a consistency to writing novels that a working novelist knows. You will be guided through the natural phases of creation daily. Any big task, when broken down, becomes do-able. You can write with confidence that you are in safe hands.

What should I have before I join?

Some writers join with material, some without anything at all, not even an idea. They produce a novel, just the same as those who come with material. Often, it's better that way. It’s fear of plotting or - worse - getting lost in over-plotting that stops people ever completing a novel. Sometimes they plot it out, then lose the will to write it.

With Kritikme, you have a week before you start writing in which we get your idea into one sentence. We turn the idea round until it catches fire. We check it’s commercially viable. (Yes, my job is to get your published.) Then you start to write it. You’re guided through the writing from there on out daily so you don’t need to sweat the plot. It all drops into place.

A Custom Plan For Your Book.

In your one to one session with me, we will talk about your story, what makes it work, what makes it great, and we will come up with a writing plan that works for you. (This is a short clip from the end of a chat with a writer.)


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'Utterly brilliant. Life-changing, in fact. The course, the community and the guide, Louise, are the best things that have ever happened to the writer in me. If you're serious about writing a novel, don't let it roll about for 10 years. Write it in a season, while it's fresh and you're on fire. DO THIS COURSE! I challenge you not to fall in love with it.'

— Rashmi Sirdeshpande

Believe me.

(What I wish I'd known as a writer twenty years ago.)

Writers are not born that way. They are typically avid readers. The craft of writing novels can be learnt. Good writing can become great writing. Because there's never a good time, this is the time. You have to write the first draft fast, ideally within a season. Writing is better with the encouragement of other writers. Writing a novel is possible no matter what kind of life you lead. Writing a novel brings new meaning to life.


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